Generic gifts are an insult disguised as generosity. Your best friend deserves something that could only come from you — the chaos, the lore, the decade of accumulated evidence against them. Dump it all into the "personal context" field. The AI will weaponize it into a full tribute website complete with a spirit animal portrait, personalized quiz, dubious awards, and predictions that are probably too accurate. Unhinged tone is the obvious choice here. You know why.
60 seconds of input. AI generates the chaos from there.