Drop their socials. Pick a vibe. AI stalks their internet presence and generates a personalized birthday tribute website that's either heartfelt or unhinged. Your call.
How it works
LinkedIn, Twitter, personal website, Instagram. The more you give us, the more ammunition the AI has. You can also add personal context only a real friend would know.
Funny, crass, sweet, or genuinely unhinged. The AI generates completely different content based on the tone you choose. Same person, wildly different website.
You get a unique URL to share. Want to go full commitment? Add a custom domain like "sarah-is-ancient.com" for a few bucks more. They'll never forget it. Or forgive you.
Pick your poison
Light roast. Safe for the group chat. References real stuff from their life but keeps it playful.
Send-to-the-group-chat-at-2am energy. Brutal, personal, and deeply disrespectful. With love.
Genuinely touching. Uses their real achievements and life moments to say something that actually means something.
We let the AI off its leash. Chaotic, absurd, tangentially related to their actual life. Art, basically.
Go full commitment
Every Birthday Slop gets a free link. But for a few bucks more, get a custom domain that turns the gift into a permanent monument to your friendship.
Every birthday, millions of people post "HBD" on a wall and call it a day. Birthday Slop is for people who actually like their friends.
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