The gift nobody asked for (but everyone loves)

Birthday
Slop

Drop their socials. Pick a vibe. AI stalks their internet presence and generates a personalized birthday tribute website that's either heartfelt or unhinged. Your call.

$19.99 per birthday roasted
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How it works

Three inputs. One masterpiece
of questionable taste.

01

Drop their links

LinkedIn, Twitter, personal website, Instagram. The more you give us, the more ammunition the AI has. You can also add personal context only a real friend would know.

02

Pick the vibe

Funny, crass, sweet, or genuinely unhinged. The AI generates completely different content based on the tone you choose. Same person, wildly different website.

03

Send the link

You get a unique URL to share. Want to go full commitment? Add a custom domain like "sarah-is-ancient.com" for a few bucks more. They'll never forget it. Or forgive you.

Pick your poison

Same person. Four completely
different roasts.

🤣

Funny

Light roast. Safe for the group chat. References real stuff from their life but keeps it playful.

"According to your LinkedIn, you've been 'passionate about innovation' for 8 years. That's a weird way to spell 'employed.'"
🔥

Crass

Send-to-the-group-chat-at-2am energy. Brutal, personal, and deeply disrespectful. With love.

"Your Twitter bio says 'dog dad.' Sir, the dog lives with your ex. You have visitation rights at best."
🥺

Sweet

Genuinely touching. Uses their real achievements and life moments to say something that actually means something.

"From that first garage project in 2018 to where you are now, you've built something real. Happy birthday to someone who never stopped building."
👾

Unhinged

We let the AI off its leash. Chaotic, absurd, tangentially related to their actual life. Art, basically.

"Based on your digital footprint, there is a 73% chance you have cried at a Pixar movie this year. The other 27% is denial."

Go full commitment

Custom domains that
say "I care (too much)"

Every Birthday Slop gets a free link. But for a few bucks more, get a custom domain that turns the gift into a permanent monument to your friendship.

dan-is-old-as-hell.com happy-birthday-you-nerd.lol sarah-turns-thirty.wtf mike-is-washed.org

Better than flowers.
Cheaper than therapy.

Every birthday, millions of people post "HBD" on a wall and call it a day. Birthday Slop is for people who actually like their friends.

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