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🥺 Sweet
Your spirit animal is a golden retriever — because you've spent a lifetime showering the world with unconditional love, million books, and enough rhinestoned warmth to light up every heart you touch.
😂 Funny
Your spirit animal is a peacock — impossibly loud, gloriously over-the-top, and somehow the most lovable creature in any room it walks into. Happy birthday, Mayor.
🤬 Crass
Your spirit animal is a screaming goat — raw, relentless, and absolutely losing its mind every time some donkey serves it scrambled eggs that look like rubber.
🤯 Unhinged
Your spirit animal is a biohacking raccoon — fasting for 72 hours, tracking its HRV through a dumpster dive, and somehow calling it optimization.
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Sweet, funny, crass, or unhinged. Same person, wildly different tribute. Pick the vibe they deserve.
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